# Top 50+ Funny Jokes For Kids ( 5071 )

Top 50+ Funny Jokes For Kids

1. Did you hear the rumor about peanut butter?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it.
2. How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
Put it in a man bun.
3. What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
Geometry.
4. Why do teenagers only sit in groups of three, five, or seven?
Because they can’t even.
5. I had an argument with a 90-degree angle.
It turns out it was right
Just use imaginary numbers.
7. What tool is best suited for math?
A multi-plier.
8. Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because they always knew X was 10.
9. Why did the student wear glasses during math?
It improved di-vision.
10. Do you know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.
11. Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because of the algo-rhythm.
12. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
13. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
14. What do you call an angle that’s adorable?
Acute angle.
15. Why is the obtuse triangle always frustrated?
Because it’s never right.
16. A talking sheepdog who loves math rounds up all of the sheep into a pen.
The dog comes back and says, “Okay, all 400 sheep are accounted for.”
“But,” says the farmer, “I’ve only got 360.”
The sheepdog replies, “I know, I rounded them up.”
17. Which snakes are good at math?
18. What’s a bird’s favorite type of math?
Owl-gebra.
19. Why should you never argue with decimals?
Because they always have a point.
20. What did the math student say when the witch doctor removed their curse?
Hexagon.
21. Why are pig farmers so good at trigonometry?
Because they know all about swine and coswine.
22. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
Arithma-ticks.
23. Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000.
24. Why couldn’t the polygon play in the big game?
25. What number do you call for help with math problems?
1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
26. Why can’t you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I couldn’t put it down.
28. How do we know Saturn was married more than once?
Because it’s got so many rings.
29. How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
30. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
Because all the good ones Argon.
31. What is a robot’s favorite snack?
Computer chips.
32. What did one DNA strand ask the other?
Do these genes look okay?
33. What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
Gosh. That’s shocking.
34. Why do spiders make great web developers?
Because they’re always finding bugs.
35. Did you hear that oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
36. Why couldn’t the computers fall asleep?
Because it was always too wired.
37. What types of songs do planets sing?
Nep-tunes.
38. I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out together.
I was like O Mg.
39. What did the hipster ice cube say?
I was water before it was cool.
40. One tectonic plate bumped into the other.
Sorry, it said, my fault.
41. Why did the army use acid?
To neutralize the enemy’s base.
42. Why don’t scientists have doorbells?
Because they want to win no-bell prizes.
43. Why are computers so smart?
They listen to their motherboard.
44. What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
45. There are 10 kinds of people.
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
46. How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ions.
47. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
Because it has crabs on its bottom.
48. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi there, bud!
49. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
50. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
51. What washes up on really small beaches?
Micro-waves.