50+ Best Funny Jokes For Kids
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
What does a cloud wear under its clothes?
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
What does the wind play on family game night?
Why did the cell stay in prison?
Because it was held in by walls.
Why are biology teachers like philosophers?
They both give life lessons.
What do plants do when someone’s unhappy?
Why are ninja farts so dangerous?
They’re silent but deadly.
Why was the nose sad?
Because it didn’t get picked.
How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?
Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart.
What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids don’t eat broccoli.
A dung beetle walks into a restaurant and says:
“Excuse me, is this stool taken?”
Why should you never fart on an elevator?
Because it’s wrong on so many levels.
How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Why did Tigger go into the bathroom?
He was looking for Pooh.
What do you get if you eat beans with onions?
What did one booger say to the other?
You think you’re funny, but you’re snot.
Why did the detective look up the nose?
He was looking for fingerprints.
Have you seen the new movie, “Constipated?”
No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.
Why did the constipated accountant lose his job?
Because he couldn’t budge-it.
Why did the skeleton burp?
Because it didn’t have the guts to fart.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes.
But they’re a solid number two.
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
An old married couple is in church one Sunday.
Suddenly, the old woman turns to her husband and says,
“I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
The husband turned to her and says:
“Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”
What drives out of your nose at 150 mph?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tube-a toothpaste.
Why did the pianist bang their head against the keys?
They were playing by ear.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent with Nickelback.
What musical keys do cows sing in?
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
What music frightens balloons?
What is the most musical part of your body?
Your nose — you can blow it like a trumpet and pick it like a guitar.
Why couldn’t the pianist start their car?
Because the keys were on their piano.