# Best 20+ Math Jokes For Kids

## Best 20+ Math Jokes For Kids

1. What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
Geometry.
2. Why do teenagers only sit in groups of three, five, or seven?
Because they can’t even.
3. I had an argument with a 90-degree angle.
It turns out it was right
Just use imaginary numbers.
5. What tool is best suited for math?
A multi-plier.
6. Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because they always knew X was 10.
7. Why did the student wear glasses during math?
It improved di-vision.
8. Do you know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.
9. Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because of the algo-rhythm.
10. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
11. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
12. What do you call an angle that’s adorable?
Acute angle.
13. Why is the obtuse triangle always frustrated?
Because it’s never right.
14. A talking sheepdog who loves math rounds up all of the sheep into a pen.
The dog comes back and says, “Okay, all 400 sheep are accounted for.”
“But,” says the farmer, “I’ve only got 360.”
The sheepdog replies, “I know, I rounded them up.”
15. Which snakes are good at math?
16. What’s a bird’s favorite type of math?
Owl-gebra.
17. Why should you never argue with decimals?
Because they always have a point.
18. What did the math student say when the witch doctor removed their curse?
Hexagon.
19. Why are pig farmers so good at trigonometry?
Because they know all about swine and coswine.
20. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
Arithma-ticks.
21. Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000.
22. Why couldn’t the polygon play in the big game?