Best 20+ Food Jokes For Kids
- Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date.
- How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
- What kind of cheese can never be yours?
- What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
- Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jellyfish.
- Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they’re such fungis.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumb-y.
- How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew.
- What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?
- What kind of nut has no shell?
- What do you call a fake noodle?
- What starts with “t” ends with “t” and is filled with “t”?
- Who’s a dessert fan’s favorite actor?
Robert Brownie, Jr.
- Why doesn’t McDonald’s serve escargot?
It’s not fast food!
- What was left after the explosion in the French cheese factory?
Nothing but debrie.
- Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed?
A sheet cake.
- Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar wiener.
- Why does yogurt love going to museums?
Because it’s cultured.
- Every morning I plan to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
- Did you hear the rumor about peanut butter?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it.
- How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
Put it in a man bun.