Best 30+ Science And Nature Jokes For Kids

Best 20+ Food Jokes or Kids


Best 20+ Food Jokes For Kids

Best 20+ Food Jokes or Kids


  1. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
    Because it couldn’t find a date.
  2. How do you make a sausage roll?
    Push it down a hill.
  3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up.
  4. What kind of cheese can never be yours?
    Nacho cheese.
  5. What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
  6. Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
    To go with the jellyfish.
  7. Why did the tomato blush?
    Because it saw the salad dressing.
  8. Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
    Because they’re such fungis.
  9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    It was feeling crumb-y.
  10. How does a train eat?
    It goes chew chew.
  11. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?
    An escapea.
  12. What kind of nut has no shell?
    A doughnut.
  13. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An IM-pasta.
  14. What starts with “t” ends with “t” and is filled with “t”?
    A teapot.
  15. Who’s a dessert fan’s favorite actor?
    Robert Brownie, Jr.
  16. Why doesn’t McDonald’s serve escargot?
    It’s not fast food!
  17. What was left after the explosion in the French cheese factory?
    Nothing but debrie.
  18. Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed?
    A sheet cake.
  19. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
    It was an Oscar wiener.
  20. Why does yogurt love going to museums?
    Because it’s cultured.
  21. Every morning I plan to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
  22. Did you hear the rumor about peanut butter?
    I’m not telling you. You might spread it.
  23. How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
    Put it in a man bun.

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