Best 30+ Yo Mama Jokes For Kids

Best 30+ Yo Mama Jokes For Kids

 

1. Yo mama’s so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
2. Yo mama’s so fat she walked past the TV and I missed six episodes.
3. Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
4. Yo mama’s so old, her Social Security number is one.
5. Yo mama’s so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
6. Yo mama’s so fat her belly gets home 15 minutes before the rest of her.
7. Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
8. Yo moma’s so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld.
9. Yo mama’s so short her head smells like feet.
10. Yo mama’s so old her memory is in black and white.
11. Yo mama’s so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
12. Yo mama’s so stupid she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
13. Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
14. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was little, she could only trick-or-treat by phone.
15. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
16. Yo mama’s so skinny her pajamas only have one stripe.
17. Yo moma’s so fat, she has to use a satellite to take selfies.
18. Yo mama’s so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote.
19. Yo mama’s so ugly not even goldfish will smile back.
20. Yo mama’s so short, people thought she was a Funko Pop
21. Yo mama’s so old that when she was in school, history classes hadn’t been invented.
22. Yo mama’s so stupid if she said what’s on her mind she’d probably be speechless.
23. Yo mama’s so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
24. Yo mama’s so fat she doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
25. Yo mama’s so stupid she dropped a rock on the ground and missed.
26. Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a Happy Meal cry.
27. Yo mama’s so dirty a tornado hit her house and did $10,000 worth of improvement.
28. Yo mama’s so small she got run over by a Hot Wheel.
29. Yo mama’s house is so small, if you buy a large pizza you have to go outside to eat it.
30. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
31. Yo mama’s so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn’t solve that mystery.
32. Yo mama’s so fat she has two watches; one for each time zone she’s in.
33. Yo mama’s so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers.

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