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Best 20 Music Jokes For Kids
- What kind of music do mummies listen to?
- What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tube-a toothpaste.
- Why did the pianist bang their head against the keys?
They were playing by ear.
- What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent with Nickelback.
- What musical keys do cows sing in?
- What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
- What music frightens balloons?
- What is the most musical part of your body?
Your nose — you can blow it like a trumpet and pick it like a guitar.
- Why couldn’t the pianist start their car?
Because the keys were on their piano.
- What did the guitar say to the guitar player?
Stop stringing me along.
- Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside.
- I kept thinking I could hear music coming from my printer.
Turns out it is was jamming.
- What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married?
- Why do turkeys make the best drummers?
Because they have drumsticks.
- Why are pirates great singers?
They hit the high C’s.
- Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because someone put on the salsa.
- Why did the fish make such a good musician?
It was a natural with scales.
- What kind of music do rabbits like best?
- What do you call a musician with problems?