Best 20 Music Jokes For Kids

What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tube-a toothpaste.
Why did the pianist bang their head against the keys?
They were playing by ear.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent with Nickelback.
What musical keys do cows sing in?
Beef flat.
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A Trombone.
What music frightens balloons?
Pop music.
What is the most musical part of your body?
Your nose — you can blow it like a trumpet and pick it like a guitar.
Why couldn’t the pianist start their car?
Because the keys were on their piano.
What did the guitar say to the guitar player?
Stop stringing me along.
Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside.
I kept thinking I could hear music coming from my printer.
Turns out it is was jamming.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married?
Feyoncé.
Why do turkeys make the best drummers?
Because they have drumsticks.
Why are pirates great singers?
They hit the high C’s.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because someone put on the salsa.
Why did the fish make such a good musician?
It was a natural with scales.
What kind of music do rabbits like best?
Hip hop.
What do you call a musician with problems?
Trebled.

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