Best 15+ Gross Jokes For Kids
- Why are ninja farts so dangerous?
They’re silent but deadly.
- Why was the nose sad?
Because it didn’t get picked.
- How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?
Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart.
- What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids don’t eat broccoli.
- A dung beetle walks into a restaurant and says:
“Excuse me, is this stool taken?”
- Why should you never fart on an elevator?
Because it’s wrong on so many levels.
- How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
- Why did Tigger go into the bathroom?
He was looking for Pooh.
- What do you get if you eat beans with onions?
- What did one booger say to the other?
You think you’re funny, but you’re snot.
- Why did the detective look up the nose?
He was looking for fingerprints.
- Have you seen the new movie, “Constipated?”
No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.
- Why did the constipated accountant lose his job?
Because he couldn’t budge-it.
- Why did the skeleton burp?
Because it didn’t have the guts to fart.
- Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes.
But they’re a solid number two.
- What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
- An old married couple is in church one Sunday.
Suddenly, the old woman turns to her husband and says,
“I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
The husband turned to her and says:
“Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”
- What drives out of your nose at 150 mph?