Best 15+ Birthday Jokes For Kids

Best 15+ Birthday Jokes For Kids

 

1. Why did the baker put the birthday cake in the freezer?
   Because it had to be iced.
2. How did the birthday party guests break their teeth?
   They bit into the marble cake.
3. How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party?
   There are footprints on your cake.
4. What did the pirate say exactly one year after their 79th birthday?
   Aye matey.
5. Patient: “Doctor, please help me. I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
   Doctor: “Well, next time, take off the candles.”
6. What does a turtle do on its birthday?
   It shell-ebrates.
7. What do you sing to a kangaroo once a year?
   Hoppy birthday.
8. What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday?
   The flavor doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting.
9. What’s the most stressful moment for a dragon?
   Blowing out his birthday candles.
10. What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee fan?
    Choco-latte.
11. What did the grumpy candle say?
    “I hate birthdays. They burn me up.”
12. What flavor cake do elves like on their birthday?
    Strawberry shortcake.
13. Why do birthdays make kangaroos unhappy?
    They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
14. What do you give a 900-pound gorilla for its birthday?
    I don’t know, but you’d better hope it likes it.
15. Where does a snowman put birthday candles?
    On their birthday flake.
16. What do you sing to a cat on its birthday?
    Happy birthday to mew.
17. My family was so poor, the only thing I got on my birthday was another year older.

Beat Mark