Best 15+ Birthday Jokes For Kids
- Why did the baker put the birthday cake in the freezer?
Because it had to be iced.
- How did the birthday party guests break their teeth?
They bit into the marble cake.
- How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party?
There are footprints on your cake.
- What did the pirate say exactly one year after their 79th birthday?
- Patient: “Doctor, please help me. I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Well, next time, take off the candles.”
- What does a turtle do on its birthday?
- What do you sing to a kangaroo once a year?
- What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday?
The flavor doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting.
- What’s the most stressful moment for a dragon?
Blowing out his birthday candles.
- What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee fan?
- What did the grumpy candle say?
“I hate birthdays. They burn me up.”
- What flavor cake do elves like on their birthday?
- Why do birthdays make kangaroos unhappy?
They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
- What do you give a 900-pound gorilla for its birthday?
I don’t know, but you’d better hope it likes it.
- Where does a snowman put birthday candles?
On their birthday flake.
- What do you sing to a cat on its birthday?
Happy birthday to mew.
- My family was so poor, the only thing I got on my birthday was another year older.